Post by Sir Meta Knight on Jul 20, 2008 9:38:23 GMT -5
Let me tell you 'bout a little tale about a masked traveler of the stars and Moglin Gunslinger called Greystar........
One bright and shiny day One cold dark evening in a long dead battlefield of the ancients, Sir Meta Knight was tracking a notorious Gunsliger Moglin called Greystar. He was a master of Moglin disguises and knowledge of everything Moglin. One day he was a deathMog, the next a SeppyMog. This was a very difficult search for SMK, for Greystar kept changing his Moglin identity.
But Meta Knight was in luck, he got a very good lead when he spotted the severed seppy/moglin tail lying next a pile of destroyed Darknuts.
"Ah, I have found a good clue, but this tail could be a trap," said the knight to himself."
He prodded the tail with his boot tip and waited for the explosion, but nothing of the explosive kind occurred. So he picked up the tail and decided to nail it on a plank on the wall of halberd next to his first sword and other items he gathered throughout his lifetime.
For two days and two knights he followed the strange dark energy field that the Moglin Master created wherever his presence was. He soon arrived where the trail stopped and switched his mask to nega-knight vision to search for the devious moglin.
"Nothing, dang it, I've been out in a canyon for a week and a-."
The Knight quickly rolled forward to avoid being smashed by a certain DOOMMog's Ball of Dark energy.
"It was a mistake for you to follow me here, Knight, but now you will face the wrath of my Necwotic Blade of DOOM!!"The DOOMog said.
"Then come and fight, sword to sword!!" Meta said challenging the DoomKnightMog.
SMK pulled out his fabled sword, Galaxia watching the energy form into a blade always gave him confidence.
"So be it Meta Knight." Greystar lifted up his DOOM Blade and did a jump strike that Meta Knight narrowly avoided. "He is faster than I predicted, but I am faster!" thought the knight to himself. For hours they parried, clashed and cursed at each other until the Day star emerged. Little did Meta Knight now that Greystar had been discreetly chargin' his curse lazah and was ready to use it any minute.
"This is the end for you Knight scum!"The Doommog yelled.
"I don't think so." SMK replied.
Suddenly the sky turned black and Greystar flew off the ground and started to chant a strange spell. Meta knight was just about to jump in the air when he was engulfed by black smoke and dark aura. He felt his molecules shift and re-form into...something else.
"I never lie." said Greystar
As the smoke and energy dissipated, Sir Meta Knight, leader of the Meta Knights, Elite guardian, and Commander of the deadliest Battleship in 29 Galaxies, was turned into.....a moglin. Not any moglin, a MetaMoglin.
"Hmmm, that was supposed to disintegrate your soul, but whatever, this suites fine. BWHAHAHAHA!!! Looks like my spell turned you into a MetaMoglin instead. I guess since you were turned into a MetaMog on July 21st, on every July 21st, you will become a MetaMog!!HHAHAHAHAHA!!!This is rich. Goodbye for now, SirMetaMog!" The DOOMog then dissipated into dark energy and teleported somewhere.
"Aw crap, this is just crap. I get turned into a Moglin just as I was about to use Galaxia Darkness. Thats why I didn't get my soul disintegrated. Oh well, at least it's only EVERY STINKIN' JULY 21st!!!!"screamed the MetaMog.
He picked up his re-sized Galaxia and stuck it into his sheath. He contacted the Halberd to pick him up and started thinking of ways to reverse the MetaMog curse.
So, that was the story of the MetaMog curse, SMK is still looking for ways to reverse the MetaMog curse, but every July 21st, he turns into a MetaMog. It is pretty funny though...."YO! Blade! Where are you-....ARE YOU TELLING THE STORY AGAIN TO FORUMERS??!!!I TOLD YOU TO STOP THAT!!!!" Gotta go.....
Part 2
Pssst! You! With the face! Yeah, C'mere, I didn't finish my story yet. No one stops Ol' blade Knight from telling a story when he's already started......okay, I'm really hiding in a closet from Sir Meta Mog. Anyway, here's the rest of the Legend.......
"ARRRGH!!!!!FRACK IT ALL!!!!" screamed the recently mogafied Sir Meta Knight.
"Eh, don't feel bad Meta, it's just teh 23rd time you've spilled coffee on your tail again, you could-" stopped blade when he saw Meta Knight's eyes turn a fiery red. "Errrgh, I'll shut up now." mumbled Blade Knight as he walked away.
I must help Meta Knight, but I don't know how to un-mogafy him. I wonder....maybe Ax Knight knows something about dark moglin magiks.....
So, as Blade was walking down the Three Hundredth-Fifty-Five corridor of The Halberd to find the skull wearing Knight, he saw Sword and Trident Knight whispering about something.
"Yo! Sword, Trident, whats with the whispering?" asked Blade
"We're coming up with an idea on how to trap that Moglin Master..."
"And like, force him to fix up our main man Meta." finished Trident Knight.
"Sounds good, but I was wondering if Ax Knight might know any thing about the type of magicks Greystar used on Meta Knight." said Blade.
"Naw, Ax? He's all busy with some sort of spell crap, I dunno, sez he's got something interestin' that could benefit Meta. All I know, is that me and sword's idea is way more "effective" if ya get my drift." Trident said.
"Oh, yeah, we're gonna get to test out our new plan, and get to battle all in one."said Sword.
"Whatever, I'm gonna go see about Ax anyway, see ya." blade said as he walked away.
He soon arrived at Ax's room and knocked. "Ax, open up! I gotta ask you something." KA-BA-BA-BLAMMO!!!! The entire Battleship shook with the might of the gods. "What the frack was that??!!!" he said. He took a running start and kicked open the door. "SUCCESS!!!" said a voice that sounded like Ax knight's. The room was filled with a purplish smog. "Ax, what in Gods might happened-........"stopped blade. In the middle of the room, Ax Knight was pouring a royal blue liquid into a vial from a cauldron.
"What happened here, is that I've successfully ensnared an Isotope mixed with Light magic to create a cure for the Meta-Mog curse!!!Isn't this exciting?"said Ax Knight.
"Wuh,bwha, oogg??!! stammered Blade.
"Yes, it is true!"said Ax.
"Iya, eee, someroo?!" stammered blade again.
"Errr, no it's not been tested, but it must work!!"said Ax as he ran out of the room. This isn't good, thought blade, last time Ax came up with one of his "fabulous" cures, it turned me into a blob with a tail."Get back here Ax!!" yelled Blade as he chased after Ax. When they reached the Control Room where Meta Knight was, the emergency door was swinging open and closed and a note was pinned on it.
"Gone to challenge Greystar to reverse the MM curse. Don't stop me, this is something I must do. -SMK"
"We gotta stop Meta Knight, he's no match for Greystar in his current state!!!"said Blade.
"Yes, I'll get the Rex wheelies ready." said Ax Knight.
"ALL META-KNIGHTS,REPORT TO YOUR ASSIGNED WHEELIE BIKES, EMERGENCY ALPHA-13246.6"screamed Blade knight into the mega-comm unit. "Come on, Ax, we've got a Metamog to catch
Part 3
Here is the final part of the Legend, I am telling this legend while on a Wheelie Bike, so I might sound a bit shaky. Now here is the ending to the MetaMog Curse, beware, some parts of this story may to awesome to handle, if so, exit this fansite, shut down this computer console and drive a DeLorean off a cliff, this won't help, but it will be fun to watch......
"So, tell me again, why are we on our Rex Wheelies which get 6 miles per gallon, on a narrow and quite rocky canyon path?" asked Javelin Knight.
"Well, you just float around, so you shouldn't be talking, and we are trying to find Sir Meta Knight before he trys to re-challenge Greystar to a match to reverse the MM curse. I've located Meta Knight using the ores used that make up his mask. He is about enter Greystar's Citadel!" said Ax Knight.
"Then we must hurry!" said Blade as he pulled the throttle to a breaking point. The Meta-Knights raced even faster towards their destination. They were going over Krieger Bridge, when A dark aura ensnared the wheels of their bikes.
"Do not go any further, their are traps on this bridge."
"What th-...who are you? How do you know of these traps??"said Blade.
"I am an ally. We both wish to help our Moglin accomplice, so I suggest you let me accompany you. I helped build Greystar's Citadel at a time, so I know every trap, every room, every metal plate used to build the blasted monstrosity."
The Meta-Knights discussed this new supposed ally using the telekinesis taught to them when they first joined The Meta-Knights.
They decided to take a chance and let the strange being accompany them.
"Alright then, you may join us, but one last question, what is your name?"asked Sword.
"My...name? My name is...Aragorn."said Aragorn.
Suddenly the Aura solidified into a cloaked shape. The shape turned into a human form and then looked up at the meta-knights. He had blond hair and pale skin that shimmered like the night waters, a pitted and jagged scarred face and cold, black eyes that stared deep into your soul. the meta-knights only caught a glimpse of his face when a shadow masked his face. Red eyes appeared in the shadows. He wore a cloak that looked to be woven from pure shadows and a hood that cowled his features. Buckled around his waste was a sword that glowed Bright gold that contrasted to all the black cloth that sheathed the sword. Blade read the runes on the sheath, Anduril. Under the cloak was heavy blue and gold armor. There was a sturdy bejeweled staff sheathed to his back.
"Alright lets get moving." said blade.
"There is a faster and safer way to get to the Citadel, I can transport you all in my airship, the Wind's Pride."offered Aragorn.
The Meta-Knights each looked at each other. "Does it have a Hyperdrive?" said Blade. 5 minutes later they all were standing in front of Greystar's Citadel. "Well, lets get going," prompted Ax Knight. Little did the group know was that Greystar was watching them all at the top of the Citadel.
"Well,well,well, if it isn't my old minion Aragorn, and look, he's brought friends, and I didn't even put out snacks, or did I?" greystar said while looking at the captured MetaMog in a cage to his right. "Yes, a nice masked blue snack that has quite the temper."cackled the Moglin Master.
"When I get out of here, I'm gonna take your tail and stuff it down your craw!!!!"yelled Meta Mog.
"Temper, temper, Sir MetaMog, BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!" laughed Grey.
Back to the Meta-Knights and company, they were entering the Citadel when many razor needles flew at high speeds out of the wall.
"ENERGO!"said Aragorn.
All of the needles stopped in mid flight and clattered to the ground.
"Nice one yo."admired trident Knight
"Lets just keep moving." said Blade.
Back at the top of the Citadel.....
"Sir, they've stopped the poisoned needles, shall I activate the next trap?" asked one of grey's undead champions.
"Please do."said Greystar.
As the Meta-Knights moved towards the corridor, Aragorn suddenly stopped.
"No one move, there is another trap here."he whispered.
Trident Knight stopped on the tip of his foot and was wobbling back and forth.
"If anyone moves, it will set off the acid barrels above us and we will melt into puddles. We must set off that button on the other side of the room."warned Aragorn.
"I got it!" said trident Knight as threw one of his electrified tridents at the panel. "See, it's all go-.."Trident was cut off as the panel blew into pieces and emitted a rumbling sound.
"Great, now we're gonna have to live in buckets." wailed Sword.
"Not really, I think he just set off the trap in the other room."said Aragorn.
"Can..erg..we...erg...move..err...now?!" said the tired Ax Knight.
"Yes." calmly said Javelin Knight. The Droid floated over to the door and extended his interface arm and opened the door to the next room.
"Wow." said Blade in awe.
The room was completely gone, the door opened into open air. "The next room must of blew into bits and tumbled down the mountain." said aragorn. The next door was at least 300ft away.
"I believe I have a solution to this issue," said Javelin Knight.
The Floating Droid Flew over the gap and pulled out a laser. He observed and calculated the exact height, thickness, width, and length that his plan would need. The Droid then shot the lazer at the gap then interfaced the gap and created a solid holobridge.
"Please quicken your pace, it is taking all of my energy to keep this bridge solid." said the rapidly tiring robot. The Meta-Knights ran across the bridge, but Aragorn stayed behind.
"Aragorn c'mon! Javelin can't hold the bridge up much longer!" yelled sword knight.
"This is where I leave you, my allys. I must take a different path to my destiny. Good-bye for now."said Aragorn
A large rumbling sound emitted from Aragorn's side, suddenly, a large chunk of rock broke off, then another.
"I am......detecting....instability.....ooooooon....the other....side...of the.....ciiiitaaaadellllll....."said the de-energized droid who was now clipped to the back of Ax Knight.
"Goooooodbyyyyye." said Aragorn as he dissapated.
In 3 minutes, one half of the Citadel was demolished. The Meta-Knights grimly looked at the destruction before them. They then turned back inside the other half of the citadel to abruptly stop in front of a large warrior.
"Helloooo Meta-Knights. Prepare to die."
More coming Soon!
But Meta Knight was in luck, he got a very good lead when he spotted the severed seppy/moglin tail lying next a pile of destroyed Darknuts.
"Ah, I have found a good clue, but this tail could be a trap," said the knight to himself."
He prodded the tail with his boot tip and waited for the explosion, but nothing of the explosive kind occurred. So he picked up the tail and decided to nail it on a plank on the wall of halberd next to his first sword and other items he gathered throughout his lifetime.
For two days and two knights he followed the strange dark energy field that the Moglin Master created wherever his presence was. He soon arrived where the trail stopped and switched his mask to nega-knight vision to search for the devious moglin.
"Nothing, dang it, I've been out in a canyon for a week and a-."
The Knight quickly rolled forward to avoid being smashed by a certain DOOMMog's Ball of Dark energy.
"It was a mistake for you to follow me here, Knight, but now you will face the wrath of my Necwotic Blade of DOOM!!"The DOOMog said.
"Then come and fight, sword to sword!!" Meta said challenging the DoomKnightMog.
SMK pulled out his fabled sword, Galaxia watching the energy form into a blade always gave him confidence.
"So be it Meta Knight." Greystar lifted up his DOOM Blade and did a jump strike that Meta Knight narrowly avoided. "He is faster than I predicted, but I am faster!" thought the knight to himself. For hours they parried, clashed and cursed at each other until the Day star emerged. Little did Meta Knight now that Greystar had been discreetly chargin' his curse lazah and was ready to use it any minute.
"This is the end for you Knight scum!"The Doommog yelled.
"I don't think so." SMK replied.
Suddenly the sky turned black and Greystar flew off the ground and started to chant a strange spell. Meta knight was just about to jump in the air when he was engulfed by black smoke and dark aura. He felt his molecules shift and re-form into...something else.
"I never lie." said Greystar
As the smoke and energy dissipated, Sir Meta Knight, leader of the Meta Knights, Elite guardian, and Commander of the deadliest Battleship in 29 Galaxies, was turned into.....a moglin. Not any moglin, a MetaMoglin.
"Hmmm, that was supposed to disintegrate your soul, but whatever, this suites fine. BWHAHAHAHA!!! Looks like my spell turned you into a MetaMoglin instead. I guess since you were turned into a MetaMog on July 21st, on every July 21st, you will become a MetaMog!!HHAHAHAHAHA!!!This is rich. Goodbye for now, SirMetaMog!" The DOOMog then dissipated into dark energy and teleported somewhere.
"Aw crap, this is just crap. I get turned into a Moglin just as I was about to use Galaxia Darkness. Thats why I didn't get my soul disintegrated. Oh well, at least it's only EVERY STINKIN' JULY 21st!!!!"screamed the MetaMog.
He picked up his re-sized Galaxia and stuck it into his sheath. He contacted the Halberd to pick him up and started thinking of ways to reverse the MetaMog curse.
So, that was the story of the MetaMog curse, SMK is still looking for ways to reverse the MetaMog curse, but every July 21st, he turns into a MetaMog. It is pretty funny though...."YO! Blade! Where are you-....ARE YOU TELLING THE STORY AGAIN TO FORUMERS??!!!I TOLD YOU TO STOP THAT!!!!" Gotta go.....
Part 2
Pssst! You! With the face! Yeah, C'mere, I didn't finish my story yet. No one stops Ol' blade Knight from telling a story when he's already started......okay, I'm really hiding in a closet from Sir Meta Mog. Anyway, here's the rest of the Legend.......
"ARRRGH!!!!!FRACK IT ALL!!!!" screamed the recently mogafied Sir Meta Knight.
"Eh, don't feel bad Meta, it's just teh 23rd time you've spilled coffee on your tail again, you could-" stopped blade when he saw Meta Knight's eyes turn a fiery red. "Errrgh, I'll shut up now." mumbled Blade Knight as he walked away.
I must help Meta Knight, but I don't know how to un-mogafy him. I wonder....maybe Ax Knight knows something about dark moglin magiks.....
So, as Blade was walking down the Three Hundredth-Fifty-Five corridor of The Halberd to find the skull wearing Knight, he saw Sword and Trident Knight whispering about something.
"Yo! Sword, Trident, whats with the whispering?" asked Blade
"We're coming up with an idea on how to trap that Moglin Master..."
"And like, force him to fix up our main man Meta." finished Trident Knight.
"Sounds good, but I was wondering if Ax Knight might know any thing about the type of magicks Greystar used on Meta Knight." said Blade.
"Naw, Ax? He's all busy with some sort of spell crap, I dunno, sez he's got something interestin' that could benefit Meta. All I know, is that me and sword's idea is way more "effective" if ya get my drift." Trident said.
"Oh, yeah, we're gonna get to test out our new plan, and get to battle all in one."said Sword.
"Whatever, I'm gonna go see about Ax anyway, see ya." blade said as he walked away.
He soon arrived at Ax's room and knocked. "Ax, open up! I gotta ask you something." KA-BA-BA-BLAMMO!!!! The entire Battleship shook with the might of the gods. "What the frack was that??!!!" he said. He took a running start and kicked open the door. "SUCCESS!!!" said a voice that sounded like Ax knight's. The room was filled with a purplish smog. "Ax, what in Gods might happened-........"stopped blade. In the middle of the room, Ax Knight was pouring a royal blue liquid into a vial from a cauldron.
"What happened here, is that I've successfully ensnared an Isotope mixed with Light magic to create a cure for the Meta-Mog curse!!!Isn't this exciting?"said Ax Knight.
"Wuh,bwha, oogg??!! stammered Blade.
"Yes, it is true!"said Ax.
"Iya, eee, someroo?!" stammered blade again.
"Errr, no it's not been tested, but it must work!!"said Ax as he ran out of the room. This isn't good, thought blade, last time Ax came up with one of his "fabulous" cures, it turned me into a blob with a tail."Get back here Ax!!" yelled Blade as he chased after Ax. When they reached the Control Room where Meta Knight was, the emergency door was swinging open and closed and a note was pinned on it.
"Gone to challenge Greystar to reverse the MM curse. Don't stop me, this is something I must do. -SMK"
"We gotta stop Meta Knight, he's no match for Greystar in his current state!!!"said Blade.
"Yes, I'll get the Rex wheelies ready." said Ax Knight.
"ALL META-KNIGHTS,REPORT TO YOUR ASSIGNED WHEELIE BIKES, EMERGENCY ALPHA-13246.6"screamed Blade knight into the mega-comm unit. "Come on, Ax, we've got a Metamog to catch
Part 3
Here is the final part of the Legend, I am telling this legend while on a Wheelie Bike, so I might sound a bit shaky. Now here is the ending to the MetaMog Curse, beware, some parts of this story may to awesome to handle, if so, exit this fansite, shut down this computer console and drive a DeLorean off a cliff, this won't help, but it will be fun to watch......
"So, tell me again, why are we on our Rex Wheelies which get 6 miles per gallon, on a narrow and quite rocky canyon path?" asked Javelin Knight.
"Well, you just float around, so you shouldn't be talking, and we are trying to find Sir Meta Knight before he trys to re-challenge Greystar to a match to reverse the MM curse. I've located Meta Knight using the ores used that make up his mask. He is about enter Greystar's Citadel!" said Ax Knight.
"Then we must hurry!" said Blade as he pulled the throttle to a breaking point. The Meta-Knights raced even faster towards their destination. They were going over Krieger Bridge, when A dark aura ensnared the wheels of their bikes.
"Do not go any further, their are traps on this bridge."
"What th-...who are you? How do you know of these traps??"said Blade.
"I am an ally. We both wish to help our Moglin accomplice, so I suggest you let me accompany you. I helped build Greystar's Citadel at a time, so I know every trap, every room, every metal plate used to build the blasted monstrosity."
The Meta-Knights discussed this new supposed ally using the telekinesis taught to them when they first joined The Meta-Knights.
They decided to take a chance and let the strange being accompany them.
"Alright then, you may join us, but one last question, what is your name?"asked Sword.
"My...name? My name is...Aragorn."said Aragorn.
Suddenly the Aura solidified into a cloaked shape. The shape turned into a human form and then looked up at the meta-knights. He had blond hair and pale skin that shimmered like the night waters, a pitted and jagged scarred face and cold, black eyes that stared deep into your soul. the meta-knights only caught a glimpse of his face when a shadow masked his face. Red eyes appeared in the shadows. He wore a cloak that looked to be woven from pure shadows and a hood that cowled his features. Buckled around his waste was a sword that glowed Bright gold that contrasted to all the black cloth that sheathed the sword. Blade read the runes on the sheath, Anduril. Under the cloak was heavy blue and gold armor. There was a sturdy bejeweled staff sheathed to his back.
"Alright lets get moving." said blade.
"There is a faster and safer way to get to the Citadel, I can transport you all in my airship, the Wind's Pride."offered Aragorn.
The Meta-Knights each looked at each other. "Does it have a Hyperdrive?" said Blade. 5 minutes later they all were standing in front of Greystar's Citadel. "Well, lets get going," prompted Ax Knight. Little did the group know was that Greystar was watching them all at the top of the Citadel.
"Well,well,well, if it isn't my old minion Aragorn, and look, he's brought friends, and I didn't even put out snacks, or did I?" greystar said while looking at the captured MetaMog in a cage to his right. "Yes, a nice masked blue snack that has quite the temper."cackled the Moglin Master.
"When I get out of here, I'm gonna take your tail and stuff it down your craw!!!!"yelled Meta Mog.
"Temper, temper, Sir MetaMog, BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!" laughed Grey.
Back to the Meta-Knights and company, they were entering the Citadel when many razor needles flew at high speeds out of the wall.
"ENERGO!"said Aragorn.
All of the needles stopped in mid flight and clattered to the ground.
"Nice one yo."admired trident Knight
"Lets just keep moving." said Blade.
Back at the top of the Citadel.....
"Sir, they've stopped the poisoned needles, shall I activate the next trap?" asked one of grey's undead champions.
"Please do."said Greystar.
As the Meta-Knights moved towards the corridor, Aragorn suddenly stopped.
"No one move, there is another trap here."he whispered.
Trident Knight stopped on the tip of his foot and was wobbling back and forth.
"If anyone moves, it will set off the acid barrels above us and we will melt into puddles. We must set off that button on the other side of the room."warned Aragorn.
"I got it!" said trident Knight as threw one of his electrified tridents at the panel. "See, it's all go-.."Trident was cut off as the panel blew into pieces and emitted a rumbling sound.
"Great, now we're gonna have to live in buckets." wailed Sword.
"Not really, I think he just set off the trap in the other room."said Aragorn.
"Can..erg..we...erg...move..err...now?!" said the tired Ax Knight.
"Yes." calmly said Javelin Knight. The Droid floated over to the door and extended his interface arm and opened the door to the next room.
"Wow." said Blade in awe.
The room was completely gone, the door opened into open air. "The next room must of blew into bits and tumbled down the mountain." said aragorn. The next door was at least 300ft away.
"I believe I have a solution to this issue," said Javelin Knight.
The Floating Droid Flew over the gap and pulled out a laser. He observed and calculated the exact height, thickness, width, and length that his plan would need. The Droid then shot the lazer at the gap then interfaced the gap and created a solid holobridge.
"Please quicken your pace, it is taking all of my energy to keep this bridge solid." said the rapidly tiring robot. The Meta-Knights ran across the bridge, but Aragorn stayed behind.
"Aragorn c'mon! Javelin can't hold the bridge up much longer!" yelled sword knight.
"This is where I leave you, my allys. I must take a different path to my destiny. Good-bye for now."said Aragorn
A large rumbling sound emitted from Aragorn's side, suddenly, a large chunk of rock broke off, then another.
"I am......detecting....instability.....ooooooon....the other....side...of the.....ciiiitaaaadellllll....."said the de-energized droid who was now clipped to the back of Ax Knight.
"Goooooodbyyyyye." said Aragorn as he dissapated.
In 3 minutes, one half of the Citadel was demolished. The Meta-Knights grimly looked at the destruction before them. They then turned back inside the other half of the citadel to abruptly stop in front of a large warrior.
"Helloooo Meta-Knights. Prepare to die."
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