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Post by Greystar on Jul 8, 2008 14:07:41 GMT -5
ZuanDon't say another goshdarm word. Up until now i've been nothing but nice. If you say anything else- one word- I will kill myself. And when my tainted spirit reaches its final destination I will topple the Dark Master of that place. From my dark Throne I will lash together a machine of bone and blood, and hate for you. this DeathEngine will burrow a hole between this world and that one. When it begins you will hear teh sound of children screaming - as though from a great distance. A smoking orb of nothing will grow above your bed, and from it will emerge a thousand starving carniverous moglins. As I slip through the widening maw in my new form, you will only catch a glimpse of my radience before you are incinerated. Then as tears of bubbling pitch stream down my face, my dark work will begin. I will open one of my six mouths, and I will sing the song that ends the Earth ... just kidding! ;D had you there didn't I?
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Draco
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Post by Draco on Jul 9, 2008 16:51:35 GMT -5
Chuck Norris! lol idk i honestly dont exactly know who chuck norris is, but there are to many jokes not to vote for him
Edit:......omg Grey thats a bit....macab lol
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overlord
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Post by overlord on Jul 9, 2008 21:05:32 GMT -5
Chuck Norris! lol idk i honestly dont exactly know who chuck norris is, but there are to many jokes not to vote for him Edit:......omg Grey thats a bit....macab lol He's a sort of country man who grew up with a bit of a hard life with his drunk dad and such, but he eventually became a martial artist and fought in tons of competitions, and even did movies with Jet Li and did a show called "Walker Texas Ranger" where he stars as a ranger who fights crime to a certain degree and doing it "awesomely", and because he has an "awesome beard", has very well-developed martial art skills, and as an actor, on his show he showcases himself as awesome, people who see him think of him as an "entity" to a more humorous degree which is where all those facts spawned.
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Post by Greystar on Jul 9, 2008 21:10:47 GMT -5
I saw some of Walker Texas ranger, not bad I have to say.
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browse39
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Post by browse39 on Aug 5, 2008 12:07:34 GMT -5
If you don't vote chuck norris. He will find you.................
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Post by Archerlad on Aug 5, 2008 14:12:39 GMT -5
Not only will he find you, he will make Greystars threat seem like a bubble bath. And Chuck will carry out his threat, but just for fun.
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aragorn199
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Post by aragorn199 on Aug 5, 2008 19:04:54 GMT -5
who's Chuck Norris?
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Post by Sir Meta Knight on Aug 5, 2008 20:10:09 GMT -5
_ _ O O Aragorn...are you serious?! 0
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Post by Archerlad on Aug 12, 2008 13:45:22 GMT -5
Infinite SHAME!
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